Don't get me wrong, I like the challenge of weaving through a massive wall of bullets. It's just that I like some variety to my shmup palette. Which is why an indie game called Boss Rush seems so appealing to me.
The warning messages are a nice touch
Now looking at the above image you might be thinking, "So what? The game looks like every shmup ever." This would be true except that you're not playing as the lightly armed (and even more lightly armored) ship trying to kill the giant boss armed with more guns then god. No, you're controlling actually the boss and using your excessive firepower to swat the annoying fighter that's trying to paper cut you to death.
It's such a neat and obvious inversion of the tradition shmup formula that I'm surprised no one's really done before. The only other game I can think of that attempted anything similar was an obscure arcade game (even by my standards) by Sammy called Change Air Blade, and there you could only temporarily control a boss in the game's versus mode.
Boss Rush on the other hand, seems to be all about playing as the boss (though there seems to be a versus mode if you want to rain bullets on a friend). It has five different engines of death for you to control as was a bunch of challenges and a survival mode if you want to see just how long you can last.
While the game is technically done it hasn't been released yet since the developer is looking for a sponsor. Hopefully the developers will get a deal soon, because I'd love to be able to play the full game.
Paper Dino via A Little Bit on the Awesome Side